so explain again why im purple
no
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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