Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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