Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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