dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I can't turn off my feet"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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