i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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