Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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