my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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