it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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