I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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