this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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