That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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