Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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