Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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