Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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