thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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