i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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