Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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