im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
is that a dick in a sweater?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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