your thong is hanging out like whoa
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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