I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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