yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
