hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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