Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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