She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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