Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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