At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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