quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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