I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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