This is not my ceiling
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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