Is it normal to miss your booty call?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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