I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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