if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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