I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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