Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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