Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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