That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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