Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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