I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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