Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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