I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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