everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
there is puke in my bra ... again
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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