Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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