I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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