My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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