I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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