Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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