Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
we're so committed to being not committed
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