Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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