and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
