People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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