i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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