So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten