These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Actions speak louder than pants.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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